"The sun don't come out for many, like Annie"

While eating at Pechanga's buffet, a large group of Indians walked past us.
My mom thought she was quite hilarious by saying, "Hey look, it's Slumdog Millionaire." She started laughing to her own joke while the rest of us just stared at her and shook our heads.

I swear, she was not drunk.
And another thing I swear by is that it's not hereditary... well, I hope not.